I came across this little gem over at Nanny Knows Best.
I confess I am a little concerned.
While I am not implicitly mentioned it will only be a matter of time before I come under the hammer. What the fuck do I become? A Parent’s Parent? That wouldn’t work as it could be confused with Herself. PersonWhoHasSpawnedASprogWhoInTurnSpawnedMoreSprogs?
But Herself is no more as well. Itself? SpouseOfTheOppositeGenderSelf?
This is getting very fucking confusing.
What does Daughter become? Female child won’t work as the word “female” is definitely sexist. OffspringWithTheAbilityToBearChildren would be insulting to all of a barren nature. ChildLackingXChromosome would be closer but doubtless would offend someone with a homosexual bent. DicklessSprog would have the transsexuals up in arms. And if she [it?] ceases to be a mother then what does she [it?] become? TheParentWithTheBoobs?
The Grandkids are okay for the moment, but individually they are fucked. They’ll just have to become GK1, 2, 3 and 4.
I don’t think they thought this one through, as usual.
Is “cunts” still allowed?