What if we could turn the clocks back to 2000?
It would be a sort of Factory Restore back to the start of the Millennium.
With the benefit of hindsight I would imagine there would be quite a few changes?
There would have to be a little bloodshed of course. I think a drop of assassination might be in order, starting of course with MeHole Martin. It’s nothing to do with his current position as Teashop but all to do with his fucking smoking ban. I wonder if the pub trade would put up a better fight this time around knowing what they later discovered?
Bertie Ahern and Brian Cowen would have to go too so they don’t sleepwalk us into another bank failure in 2008. Apart from that, Ahern is an irritating cunt anyway.
What about Farage? There is something quite engaging about him so I might let him live, but it would be interesting to see the outcome of a re-run of Brexit?
I wouldn’t touch Trump. He’s too much fun.
America could avoid the Trade Centre attack with a judicious use of passenger control and save the world from a few wars in the Middle East?
Joe Duffy would have to go. This is nothing to do with history – I just can’t stand the bloke.
Someone could accidentally lob a nuclear missile into Wuhan in 2019? The Chinese have a population of billions so they probably wouldn’t miss a few hundred thousand.
Maybe instead of pouring billions into vaccine research, the money would have been better spent on developing a time machine?
Just a thought.