It crossed my mind the other day that I missed out on a bit of an occasion.
Last October was this site’s 13th birthday.
I never imagined in my wildest dreams that it would last this long and to be completely honest, if I had known I probably never would have started.
But here it is, three quarters of a million readers and well over three million page views later and still going strong. Well, still going weak would be more appropriate?
It’s nearly old enough to have sex with Prince Andrew.
Does this mean you will grow up into an adult? Sex with Andrew could be a problem at your age. Keep on ageing.
Jayzus! I'm not going to have sex with him [*my stomach churns at the thought*]. He sounds too sweaty anyway.
But he says he doesn't sweat, ever: even when banging a tidy 17-year-old – we've got to believe him, he's royal, ain't he: well, partly so some say. What a dense, dissembling disgrace, more than one bauble short of a coronet.
Don't be silly – he's a royal – therefore he has flunkies to do the banging for him, which is why he doesn't sweat. I doubt Fergie made him sweat either…
Sadly my comment ended up in your previous post.
That explains things! I'll leave it where it is to confuse readers.
Congratulations on 13 years. Here's to 13 more.
Shit! That is depressing. I'm just getting too old for this lark….
I don't know where my previous reply came from but that's not what I wrote. This is what I wrote: