What is it about drones?
For a long time I have been inundated with spam trying to persuade me to buy a drone.
I have little interest in them. If I had one and decided to abide by the law I could only fly it over the Manor and then only to the height of a couple of hundred feet or so. What the fuck use is that? Google Earth can give me a reasonable idea of what my gaff looks like from the air. I’m more interested in what the place looks like from ground level, and I don’t have much interest in that either.
They try to tell me that I can capture all my amazing adventures, presumably to bore the arse off people on YouTube. What fucking adventures? Most of mine are behind me and I can’t imagine any pending visits to Machu Picchu. I actually investigated one of the machines they were pushing at me, using a Google search [I NEVER click on spam links] and it turned out that their machine was a rip-off of a better model that had a cheaper price-tag so they could go fuck themselves anyway.
There is only one good thing about those drone spams. They make a change from the Ashley Madison ones, the cure for Tinnitus that doctors don’t want me to know about and the ones that promise to make Herself scream all night.
I can manage that last one all on my own, thanks.