Now the IPCC are demanding that we all change our diets.
This is the widely discredited gang of mendacious number fiddlers which didn’t have the decency to disband themselves, and now they are trying to dictate what I eat? They are supposed to be “climate experts” [hah!] but now reckon I should be eating fucking nuts?
Where is this going to end? In a way, it started with the Anti-Smoker mob. Once it was discovered that it was possible to bully people into some kind of government sanctioned lifestyle then there was a rush to climb onto that gravy train. So now we have people demanding how we eat, drink and generally how we live our lives, and the IPCC are just getting in on the act.
Naturally the green tree huggers are first into the battle, shortly joined by the vegetarians and vegans. How soon before they start demanding taxes on meat? Naturally the “evidence is overwhelming” that a simple fry-up is going to cause global catastrophe. It’s all my fault [as usual].
I’m not particularly fond of nuts. I tend to be environmentally friendly and leave them for the squirrels. Salads are okay occasionally but basically they are rabbit food. As for grain – provided it is distilled into a fine whiskey or beer then I have no problems with that.
As for missing out on a fine minute steak or a plat full of rashers, sausages, black pudding and a couple of eggs, well they can just go and fuck themselves. I have no intentions of changing my diet for anyone. I shall continue to consume animals of various breeds and fuck the planet. Any environmentalist may just take comfort in the fact that most of my diet is indeed grain or nuts, just processed by Mother Nature’s animals into a fine bowl of mince, or whatever.