I saw the most extraordinary item on the television news last night.
They sombrely announced that the world had run out of water and fresh air.
I kid you not.
Now that was yesterday, yet I look out the window today and it’s pissing rain. So the rain must somehow not be fresh water? What the fuck is it? Is it piss? Beer? I notice also that I am breathing without any difficulty so I must somehow be breathing air borrowed from the future?
Now apparently we have been running out of resources since 1986, and have been using up everything earlier and earlier each year. How come no one has ever noticed things? Surely farmers would be bitching if their crops all suddenly failed? They tend to bitch about everything possible, so using up all their soil would make for a grand bitching session. Yet somehow this catastrophe is overlooked year on year.
I honestly don’t know what to make of this. I know the climate alarmists keep claiming that the world only has ten years / two years / one year / six months [take your pick] to go before we become extinct but this shower are claiming that we are actually running out of fresh water or fresh air every year?
I see they are based in California.
That explains it all!