Relax lads. Sure it’s nothin’. Just a harmless bit of radioactivity. Aren’t we surrounded with the stuff all the time?
Second hand smoke or electrofag vapour.
Jayzus but will yiz get away from that shit. Don’t yiz know it’ll kill ya quicker than being hit by a ten ton lorry. Fuckin’ lethal, so it is. And God knows how it’s going to screw yiz up in forty years time. Lethal!