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  1. It will also be necessary to carefully define and distinguish the sort of whistle commonly used to attract the attention of a colleague just outside hailing distance. And the “whew!” whistle used to indicate shock, alarm or surprise. Aw heck. Just ban all whistling.

    • It’s just another indicator of the insane world we are heading towards.  Ban this!  Ban that!  Ban everything in case it just may, remotely offend someone.  Ban whistling and while we’re at it, ban all singing and music – there are some very “offensive” lyrics out there.  And just look at Bizet’s “Carmen”!!!  Set in a cigarette factory???  Shock! Horror!

      BAN IT ALL!!!

      • Or blame it on a Blackbird?  Blackbirds are amazing mimics.  There used to be one that perfected the sound of a car alarm and he used to sit on a tree in front of the house shrilling away.  I fucking hated that bird!

        • How about a thrush imitating a mobile phone’s ringing – took me days to realize there was not constantly an idiot in front of my window being called.

  2. And of course, as they banned Gerry’s voice on TV, so speaking would not help you.

    Any funny/terrifying stories of being mistaken?

    Actually, I met him for the first time this summer, as he’s the only TD in Louth that works

     

    • And didn’t banning Gerry’s voice work out well?!  Last time I met him was in the Ulster Hall [Good Friday election results].  I’m taller than him.  I got on better with John Hume.

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