For some reason a lot of things are going arse over tit at the moment.
This site is the worst affected and since last week it has been failing every morning in the early hours. I don’t know why but it goes off line for an hour or so and then comes back again.
And my broadband is acting strangely too. It has developed a mind of its own and is running hot and cold for the last while.
A few things around the house have fallen apart also which is a bit of a bugger.
I’m not bothered though. It looks like those two fuckwits in America and Korea are going to sort everything out for me shortly. Why worry about a web site when it is about to be reduced to its constituent atoms any minute?
They say that a lot of people find religion when faced with their imminent demise. I suppose I am no exception. I have indeed found religion – I am now the founder of The Most Holy Order of the Purple Ashtray. I held my first service yesterday in front of a devout congregation of two and a dog [The cat was asleep upstairs].
As the nuclear fires fizzle across the planet from Guam I am confident that I shall rise on my heavenly ashtray and be transported to the planet Kepler-452b [along with my faithful followers] where smoking is encouraged and tobacco grows wild across the planet.
All are welcome to join. All that is required is proof of non-membership of TC and a small donation equivalent to one year of your salary paid into my PayPal account [a painless thing as you won’t have a need for money after Armageddon].
Apologies for the quality of the photograph. My congregation were so overcome with sanctity that they forgot to focus.
P.S. All right. I admit it. I posted this for a bet!