This is purely for my UK readers, though others aren’t necessarily excluded.
Are you aware that today is Be Naked Day?
Yes. Today is the day you cast off all hindrance of clothing and let all your wobbly bits hang out for a much needed breath of fresh air.
Don’t be afraid or modest. It’s a national day so everyone will be bollock naked, and if you wander abroad fully clothed you will be the odd one out who will be sneered at, derided and generally made feel very foolish.
Of course, in the new found sense of solidarity with the UK [Ireland hasn’t been the same since Queen Liz came to visit] I think I will join in the fun. Why not? I have nothing to hide, nothing to be ashamed of, and it’s quite a nice day today.
And I have to go into Skobieville later.
I might even cycle.