Get on yer bike
This is purely for my UK readers, though others aren’t necessarily excluded.
Are you aware that today is Be Naked Day?
Yes. Today is the day you cast off all hindrance of clothing and let all your wobbly bits hang out for a much needed breath of fresh air.
Don’t be afraid or modest. It’s a national day so everyone will be bollock naked, and if you wander abroad fully clothed you will be the odd one out who will be sneered at, derided and generally made feel very foolish.
Of course, in the new found sense of solidarity with the UK [Ireland hasn’t been the same since Queen Liz came to visit] I think I will join in the fun. Why not? I have nothing to hide, nothing to be ashamed of, and it’s quite a nice day today.
And I have to go into Skobieville later.
I might even cycle.
Just followed the link on to the actual rather ‘naked’ (in an html sense…very old school, which pleases me) Naturist web site and glanced at the Naturist Gallery http://benakedday.info/gallery-things-naked-national-naked-day/.
As far as I can see Naturyterianism involves behaviour that would give every Health & Safety Officer a cardiac. Especially that bloke doing the ironing…
Just thank God they don’t mention barbecues…..
But they do mention angling…gives a whole new terrible meaning to ‘fly fishing’….
I expect pictures. Then again…maybe not.
Blimey, it’s enough to make your eyes water…
:o)
Just the sight of fat arses.
Craic vs. crack?
Brooks of England, famous saddle-makers, give the option of brown leather. Maybe a wise choice for this lot.
I’m so glad I missed this. We had some pretty huge hailstones here today. Ouch!