Compulsive repulsion
There is a programme on television here in Ireland called Xposé.
Herself likes Coronation Street and it comes on between the two episodes on Mondays and Fridays, so I have little chance of missing it, though I do insist on muting the sound.
I will be honest. The programme makes my eyes bleed and saddens me deeply at the apparent level of utter blandness and shallowness of the upcoming female generation.
The programme itself is basically a gossip thing where they introduce such items as “Celeb Goss” [celebrity gossip?], “Must haves” and “Essential tips”. Because their viewers have appallingly short attention spans, the camera shifts angles every two seconds or so which makes for a dizzying experience. The whole thing is a mess of celebrity interviews [with nonentities I have never heard of, nor want to], make-up tips, hair-do tips, and what women have to be wearing this summer.
What struck me tough was the fairly regular introduction of “bloggers”, “celebrity bloggers” and [worst of all] “influential bloggers”.
I have said this before, but there used to be a great selection of “blogs” around, here in Ireland. A lot of them were very funny and a lot were very clever. Then somehow the entire scene was taken over by young wans writing about nothing but fashion, hair-dos, make-up and other utterly bland shite. This was even reflected in the annual blog awards where they dropped such categories as “personal” and “humour”. That’s when I stopped entering. The whole scene has shifted to a point where everyone is trying to push clothing and cosmetics and presumably get a spot on Xposé.
I never liked the term “blogger” and cringe if I am ever referred to as such. As far as I am concerned I am a scribbler, or even, at a pinch, a writer.
Blogs apparently are now for the dimwits and the braindead.
It’s quite sad really.
Not up to speed GD. Those there fashion (and makeup, and food) blogs can bring in some very serious money once you’ve got the numbers.
Then you make a deal with some firm or whatever to endorse their product.
Put in a link and for every completed sale you get a cut.
https://www.bustle.com/articles/66713-how-do-fashion-bloggers-make-money-its-more-than-just-posting-photos-of-your-new-shoes
Of course you haven’t quite hit the numbers yet and most of your readers have more interest in the weather forecast than fashion, makeup or food. But you could venture into drawing cartoons, getting a good story line and some endearing characters.
https://www.affilorama.com/blog/6-anime-affiliate-programs-make-money-off-your-favorite-anime
Then get a nice factory in China to run up a couple of thousand dolls of your characters and flog those to your readers. Same technique used by Pixar and “Toy Story”, you only need to have a fantastic Imagination, great drawing skills, a completely new set of readers, and indulgent parents.
I know all about the advertising revenue, but basically that means their sites are just blatant advertising hoardings. I have frequently had enquiries from people wanting to advertise here but I have [nearly] always turned them down as they would piss me off [let alone any readers I may have] every time I would see them.
A set of Grandad dolls? The mind boggles!
I just conjured up an image of one of these “dolls”. I’m sure you would have appreciated how the doll was put together (the “authentic look of the thing”) and especially what it does/says when you yanked on the pull string. Unfortunately, I doubt the parents would.
Novelty Grandad Pipes would sell well, How about some Grandad bongs, Grandad Lighters, Grandad Pipe Cleaners
This time next year you’ll be a millionaire