A striking resemblance
Scientists claim to have found the earliest known ancestor of Homo Sapiens.
I would humbly tend to disagree.
I think they may have discovered the earliest known ancestor of a different and alien species altogether.
You see the clue is in their report.
It’s bleedin’ obvious I would have thought?
They have found the earliest known ancestor of the politician.
Could be any one of them?
Mites of the Demodex species which inhabit the eyelash follicles have no anus.
Most people have these mites which are harmless, probably due to their arselessness.
No shit? They sound interesting. I’ll see if I can find any the next time I’m at a mirror.
They’re one tenth of a millimetre long and live inside the follicle so they’re not that easy to see ie. impossible without a microscope.
They look like armoured segmented worms with short legs, more or less carrot-shaped. They emerge from the follicles now and then and crawl over the skin but can’t be seen unless a small spot of superglue is applied with a matchstick, dries, and is picked off and put under the microscope, along with whatever you’ve caught.
It’s best not to attempt to discuss this with girls in bars, nor the fact that mascara and make-up helps them breed by blocking the pores in which the little fellows thrive.
And here I always thought that this guy was our ancestor:
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Looks like the proponents of outdoor smoking bans! Check out the latest drive to attack smokers in Dublin: “Poll: Should smoking be banned on restaurant and café terraces?” at http://www.thejournal.ie/poll-ban-smoking-restaurant-cafes-3206646-Jan2017/ The antismokers aere no longer satisfied with exiling smokers to the outdoors they want to persecute smokers and force the total prohibition of smoking.