Swimming in a tsunami of sex — 33 Comments

  1. Well.  It took me a few hours of careful thought (in between dancing images of tits'n bums'n flange, obviously), but I finally worked out that Ruigrok is an anagram of 'Curtain twitching knob-sock'…

  2. I would have thought the biggest headline is Ireland does not want 13 billion euro in back tax from apple!

    • Why bother asking for it?  It wouldn't be in our sweaty hands for more than a couple of nano-seconds before the EU demands it all.  That's why they are ordering Ireland to demand the tax off Apple.

      • True. If Ireland didn't "owe" the EU, the toe-rags in Brussels wouldn't be interested.  Its just one big fuster-cluck, innit? 

  3. "With the internet you can find a sex partner within 15 minutes"

    Erm, no. A lot of dogey adverts on wierd sites might tell you that, but they're probably only trying to get you to put your card details in. The internet isn't actually filled with thousands of women who are gagging for casual sex. A bit like life really.

    • I get the occasional one telling me that the is someone in my village who is gasping for a bit of rumpy pumpy, and showing a picture of a nubile young Indonesian.  I can state for a fact that there are no nubile young Indonesians in my village!

  4. GD Re Men thinking about sex every six seconds:

    Graeme Garden a qualified GP as well as a comedian was asked that exact question on ‘I’m Sorry I haven’t a Clue’ BBC Radio 4.
    His definitive answer
    “That is a complete phallus!”

  5. “So maybe if I typed in “King Prawn huge tits gagging for it Vindaloo” I might get different results but I doubt I’d want to eat it.”

    That’s a pearler GD, tears running down my face! I’m not going to be able to stop laughing at that for a while!

  6. Next you poor men are dropping like flies from all the thinking about sex.

    Let me see: Roundabout 5 million Irish. Let's assume 50 % of that are men (easier to calculate, no?). So 2.5 million Irish men. 1/2 a percent of that are 12,500 Irish male sex addicts.

    Doesn't sound all that impressive to me.

    Let's go on then. 12,500 Irish male sex addicts thinking about their favourite pastime every 6 secs (no pun intended) – that's 3,000,000 thoughts about sex polluting the mental space of Ireland per 24 hours.

    You Irish are really disgusting people. Something has to be done against this true epidemic (or was it epidemiology?). I'm all for compulsory counselling of all Irish men at least two times a week. And one a week for these poor, harrassed women of yours. Let's see:

    2.5 million men, 2 times a week counselling – that*s 260 million therapy sessions a year. Plus those for these poor, harrassed women of yours, that's another 1.25 million sessions.

    Sounds lucrative. I think I'm going to start thinking about immigrating to your lovely country. Think I need an education first? Maybe as a tsunamiist?


    • That means you'd have to do around 8 sessions a second, day and night without a break?  That could be quite tiring?

      • I wasn't acutally thinking about conquering this mighty task all on my own. But as it seems to be quite fashionable to jump on the first gravy train of public health that comes along, I thought I might jump on this one?

    • @ Claudia

      I have to admit to getting a kick out of the latest German initiative that forces women to name the real father of their children.

      Seems quite a number of guys over there have been coughing up big money to raise children they thought to be their own. And now want a full refund!

      Let's hope they don't take it back to the immediate post-war period when many were conceived for as little as a pair of stockings or a pack of cigarettes!

      And let's hope it doesn't gain traction in the UK. (Hint. Office party in Dec, sprog in Aug).


  7. If I remember there was one of these websites hacked not long ago and over 98% of females listed were fake.

    by the way is there such a thing as second hand sex

    • "is there such a thing as second hand sex

      Of course there is.  But can you change hands without losing stroke?

  8. Well, I just Googled 'King Prawn huge tits gagging for it Vindaloo', and guess what came up first on the search?

    Search Results

    Swimming in a tsunami of sex | Head Rambles

    9 hours ago – And strange as it may seem, if I type in "King Prawn Vindaloo" I don't get … So maybe if I typed in "King Prawn huge tits gagging for it Vindaloo" I …,ssl&ei=X-TFV668HoGOU523itAE#hl=en&q=King+Prawn+huge+tits+gagging+for+it+Vindaloo

    So there you go, GD, you've been re-classified as a porn site.

    Mind you, the next entry looks a bit more promising:

    HQ BUTT. Big Ass / Gagging: 1168 videos. Free Tube Porn Videos.

    2 years ago 05:31 TryBoobs gagging, deepthroat, lingerie, deep ass fucking, pov throat, pov milf blowjob, titty, inside, tanned, tryboobs, blowjob big boobs …

    Missing: kingprawnvindaloo

    Unfortunately missing the 'king prawn vindaloo' bit.

    Number three, however, looks like the biz:

    big-tits-girls-gagging videos – XVIDEOS.COM

    XVIDEOS bigtits-girls-gagging videos, free. … Big tits black girl harsh mouth fuck. (5 min) Porn … Gagging big tits teen slut needs break during e… (4 min) Porn …

    Missing: kingprawnvindaloo

    Still lacking the 'king prawn vindaloo', but definitely looks like sex addict material. I might have a look at that later…

    • The dog is giving me strange looks because I'm sitting here laughing at a screen.

      Indeed, I am well and truly classed as a porn site, and if the search engines get hold of your comment I am well and truly fucked [in the "in trouble" way, not the other].

      I used to get tons of searches looking for Senior Citizen Porn but that seems to have died down a bit now.  I blame all those other inferior porn sites.

    • Captcha?  No captchas on this site.  The links would indeed class you as suspicious.  You are damned lucky you didn't end up in Spam.

      • It wasn't a captcha as such, just a page came up with a box to tick asking "are you human?"

        • Ah!  Not me then.  It's the CDN thingy.  I didn't know they used that irritating little yoke.

  9. What?! An article implying negative aspect of sex made it into popular meedja? Has there been an apocalypse?

    Certainly wouldn’t call it addiction, but is “habit-forming” a better word? Y’know, one of those things that won’t leave you in fits if you abstain, but so-on and so-forth and such-things…

    • Habit forming?  What have nuns got to do with it.  Well, yes – I can see where you're coming from…..

  10. I am content, I now have an official tag for my condition. Before I just thought I was a dirty old man, but now I know I'm a sex addict. Can I get a government grant for this sort of thing?

    • 12 Step program for you Flaxen:

      We admitted we were powerless over addictive sexual behavior – that our lives had become unmanageable.

      Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

      Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God.

      Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

      Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

      Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

      Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings.

      Made a list of all persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.

      Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

      Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

      Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out.

      Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other sex addicts and to practice these principles in our lives.



      • Well, yes that's an interesting viewpoint, I refute it thusly:

        I declare, I'm an atheist. I would like to think I'm a rational atheist and my traumatic upbringing in a Jehovah's Witness household had nothing to do with my ultimate conversion. The concept of god is incoherent and contradictory.

        At least I've been set free from the Judeo-Christian paradigm of sin. Where every pleasure, if indulged, is supposed to lead to an after live in hell. As I no longer believe in life after brain death, this viewpoint holds no terrors for me. How can a dreamless sleep bring anxiety or terror?  

        Therefore, I enjoy the pleasures of the flesh to the full and feel not a jot or an iota of guilt- just unrestrained pleasure.

    • Sadly I have the greatest respect for the Rutland Centre.  They have done fantastic work with rehabilitating addicts over the years.  I'm just surprised they have lowered themselves to spouting headline grabbing rubbish like this.

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