I hate these modern words and expressions they keep coming up with.
You know the kind of thing – "staycation" or "glamping" or the latest to be found in this area, "no fry zone".
Yes, our county council wants to ban all fast food outlets within 400 metres of a school. There are so many things wrong with this that I really don't know where to begin.
For a start, who are these cunts who are calling for the ban? Are their kids all overweight, in which case it's their own fucking fault? Or are they concerned about other people's kids, in which case it is none of their fucking business. Are the parents of Ireland so fucking incapable of rearing their little brats that they have to appeal to the local council to do their parenting for them? This "No Fry Zone for Kids" group are just another of these damned "something must be done" groups that seem to be crawling out from under stones across the country. Something should be done about them, preferably something involving barbed wire and hot coals.
There is another little problem that seems to have escaped their attention. They may live in big towns but what about the villages? The national school here is virtually bang in the middle of the village, so to protect the precious little snot gobblers, our village cannot serve chips [fuck off with your “fries”, America!] or fast food anywhere?
I have no great love for fast food outlets, and in fact shun them like the plague, but that is beside the point. The point is that these precious little snowflakes want to deny the very existence of a fast food outlet in my village. If one did want to open up here then my only concerns would be whether they blended in with the local architecture and what they intended to do about all the rubbish that seems to accumulate around them. If the local parents didn't want their little rug rats frequenting the place then that up to the local parents, and not the fucking council and definitely not up to a group of feeble minded, Nanny loving parents in a town miles away from here.
I really am getting very tired of these groups that want others to do their damned parenting for them. A kid gets knocked down in the road and immediately a group wants stupidly unrealistic speed limits everywhere. A kid drowns and a group immediately wants all lakes filled in and rivers fenced off. Now there is a mythical "obesity epidemic" and all fast food outlets are to be shunned. Where the fuck is it all going to end?
The solution to all these so called problems is really very simple.
If you are incapable of bringing up kids properly then you shouldn't have the little bleeders in the first place.
Don't try and make them my problem.