I would like to use some strong language, but I won't.
I would like to smash the place up like what they do in fillums, but I won't.
I shall remain calm and serene.
You see my laptop has just bricked itself. It us a useless lump of hard materials sitting on the table that is neither use nor ornament.
When I switch it on it just looks at me. I can play around with those little setup menus that ask me whether I want to setup passwords and shit like that, but it refuses to see the hard drive. And it's incredibly slow before it even gets to telling me there's no fucking hard drive.
So I stuck a Mint CD in and tried to boot from that. That doesn't work either. It gets as far as a loading logo and then sits there sneering at me.
I tried sticking in one of those Ultimate Boot Disk yokes. That doesn't work either – the screen just goes blank.
I have just stuck a Windoze DVD in. It is the ultimate admission of failure. So life has come to this?
I'm sitting here watching those horrible little dots chasing each other in circles.
I think I have lost the will to live.