Stick that in your pipe — 13 Comments

    • I'm just suggesting that people give it a try.  As for the IPSD, that seems to be a very informal thing with no promotion bar Twitter, which is how I discovered it [too late].  If there is someone promoting it professionally, they should get the sack.  The whole business is of no consequence anyway!

  1. I tried 'acquiring' a pipe as a young man, living in germany I had visions of Old Age me seated on a bench on some mountain with a flowingly gandulfian beard as long as my alcohol habit and a bavarian long pipe…"Heidi?" "Grandpa!"

    Trouble i found with smoking a pipe is it 'feels' like it is taking too long, somehow. Can't describe it better than that but i have a similar feeling with e-cigs. With a pipe there is a feelign of temporal displacement. A cigarette is the modern equivalent of those candle 'clocks' monks used to use to tell vespers from compline. 

    There is a 'counting down' with a cig that there isn't with a pipe or e-cig…I find….but i'm fucked in the head so many ways anyways… 


    …oh and btw your blog requires me to turn off ad block to post a comment

    • One of the differences between a pipe and cigarettes is that a fag is "ready to go" – no preparation at all.  I find the tamping or cleaning to be part of the process.  I would have said that the pipe is the equivalent to the monks' candles, where a cigarette is equivalent to a torch.

      I have one of those long pipes.  A lovely smoke, though a bit delicate to travel with.

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      • Just logged out and tried a test comment.  I got no mention of Ad Block [which I have running] and the comment went straight through.  Strange?

        • I always have AdBlock running, and it doesn't interfere with commenting here at all. I use Firefox browser (as you know, GD, having told me once that I needed to update it {;¬Φ), so maybe BD is using something else not compatible.

          • Yup.  You're up to date.  Windows 7 ??????  Not up to date!

            Ad Block is a life saver.  Saves scrolling down through all that horrible flashy stuff before reaching the meat.  There must be something strange in BD's settings?  Or summat?

            • There is nothing wrong with my "settings"-those of them that old age hasn't robbed me of anyways at least!  (yeah it's a weak double entendre but it is Sunday teatime and I lost the will to live making the Zwiebelkuchen.). I use Chrome so maybe that's it, Firedfucks not liking this ancient Dell Insipid 1650 (AD?) much .Actually I can't complain, this laptop was fished out of a skip years ago and it still does just about everything I want…if somewhat slowly.



            • Until I found how to turn it off, my computer was hectoring me to install Windows 10 (Free!).

              I don't want Windows 10. It was developed for touch screen tablets, not for PCs. And 7 works very well for me. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

      • That looks (to me as a member of the laity) like a Church Warden rather than an alpine pipe. I'm told the Alpine pipe smokers developed their pipes to be able to smoke 'Bauerntabak' – nicotine rustica , or/and hemp….but that may just be a myth.

        Mind you, the addition of a lid to the bowl seems sensible in an area where it snows every winter.

        I agree the analogy of the 'monks candle' was not a happy one. Hard to explain why I dislike pipe smoking and i did rather like the day dream of me perched on a mountain peak , a "blunt one"- Tony Hancock, looking down over the alpine village and the girls in their 'dracula film extra' dresses and heaving bosoms.(which we refer to in German as 'Woodpiles before the alpine hut' btw). So maybe I will splash out on a pipe and give it another go…

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        • It is indeed a hand-made churchwarden.  A lid would be handy here in a wind [or rain] but I rarely smoke outdoors in either condition.  In the meantime, I sit up here on my blunted Wicklow mountain and admire the woodpiles [must remember that one] and relax.

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  2. I've had a go at pipes a few times, and I really rather like them. The problem I've found is that the work I do isn't really conducive to pipe-smoking. It tends to be quite physical and nearly always requires the use of both my hands, and having a heavy(ish) pipe clamped between your jaws for any length of time is quite tiresome. I may well give it another try when I actually get around to retiring, and things slow down a bit for me.

    I've noticed that in Patras they still have proper Tobacconists – I've seen a few – with (open) shelves all around the shop displaying their wares. I haven't had time to investigate properly, so I don't know what their selection of pipe tobaccos might be like. I'll try to pop in to one next time I'm there and take some pics.

    • A pipe does tend to require the use of a hand all right.  Chin-warmers are better balanced for the hands-off approach but then the smoke gets in your eyes again!

      It has reached the stage here that when I find a tobacconist [usually a supermarket off-licence] I have to ask if they sell pipe tobacco.  With that fucking display ban, I can't check for myself.  Quite often they look at me blankly and apologise.  There used to be a tobacconist here in the village that stocked about twenty varieties, now sadly long gone.  There are only two pipe smokers in the village now as far as I know.  The other bloke smokes Mellow Virginia!  Must try to track him down sometime.  

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