From today there are going to be some changes here on this site, and in my life in general.
No more slagging off our government. They are doing their best for the Plain People of Ireland.
No more slagging the EU, WHO, UN or IPCC. They only have all our interests at heart.
No more taking swipes at Tobacco Control. My health is paramount and I shall be quitting the pipe [and alcohol] forthwith.
The Nanny State is really the Caring State and we really need all those laws rules and regulations to help maintain us as good little citizens.
I shall pay all my Irish Water bills plus arrears.
I shall do my duty and duly vote for candidates in the forthcoming elections who promise to look after my interests and the interests of the country as a whole.
From now on this site will be child friendly [we must think of the children] so no more swearing or negative scribbles. From now on I shall only be writing about recipes, fashion and make-up, with the occasional photograph of a cute little kitten.
From now on, I am cleaning up my act.
I am in my fucking hole.
If you believe any of the above then you're dafter than you look.
Oh! And happy period that apparently commences [for no good reason] ten days after the Winter Solstice!