The following should be consigned to the pits of hell –
That fucking Bing Crosby song. He can dream all he likes about fucking snow but not in public. He's a depressing singer at the best of times but that crooning White Christmas shite drives me demented.
Slade. Who the fuck wants it to be Christmas every day? Only a fucking moron would want an endless stream of commercialism and tacky bonhomie. For some unfathomable reason it seems to have been adopted as a sort of festive anthem. Any shop that plays it is guaranteed to lose my custom for at least six months.
Band Aid – both fucking versions. It was bad enough the first time but to drag it up again just so Geldof can ease his somewhat overworked conscience is too much. In fact it would probably be easier to just ban Geldof.
In fact any fucking "music" that mentions the words "Christmas", "Santa" or "Sleigh bells" is a fucking abomination and should be banned for the sake of sanity.
If you want to sing about Christmas, then sing a carol.
And sing it quietly.