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The Flight of the Bumble Bee — 14 Comments

  1. it comes as no surprise to me that it was a bumble bee, I have seen a lot of stories in the paper about the fall of in the number of honey bees worldwide.

    is it possible they have evolved to the point where they can move in time or dimensions?

     

    • I have noticed a hell of a lot of Bumble Bees this year.  I tend to leave the door to the garden open and they frequently fly in, bash off a few windows, drive the dog mad and fly out again.  They also seem to be extra large this year for some reason?  Today though I had the door closed as there is a bit of a breeze which makes my visitor even stranger.

      Maybe the Bumble Bees are eating the Honey Bees?

  2. Maybe bees have developed transporter technology so they can beam directly from hive to flower. This one could just have got it's co-ordinates wrong.

    • Another very plausible explanation.  After all, they can defy the laws of aerodynamics so maybe they have developed teleportation also?

    • I'll try zapping the next one with a Tazer  That should nicely fuck up its processors?

  3. I see no problems with bees having inter dimensional travel sorted out. Cats and dogs have ESP sorted as they definitely see and experience things that we seem incapable of seeing or experiencing. Lately I have also notice the good lady and myself are becoming increasingly aware that if one of us puts t'kettle on by the time it boils the other is walking in the front door.

    But the weirdest thing round here is the quietness around the place and by place I am referring to a town of 60,000 individuals. It really feels as though there is a massive change underway but it's a change I cannot define.

    • "feels as though there is a massive change underway"  Has the revolution started?  At last?

      Herself always had this uncanny ability to know how many pints I'd had before I even came home.  That used to unnerve me until I got used to it [and perfected the straight face].

  4. You are probably aware that scientists proved long ago that bumble bee flight was impossible. So they are clearly sad deluded creatures that think they can fly. It seems that on this occasion their delusion spread to you once they got within hypnotic range.

    I hope that clears thing up.

  5. how mad would it be if elephants just appeared in the middle of the living room, and not just the pink ones 

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