I see it's time to renew our Chicken Little subscriptions again.
Some years ago it was a case of blind panic – Oh My God!! We're going to kill all the Polar Bears!
That didn't worry too many people so they tried again – Oh My God!! All the glaciers are melting!
Strangely that had little impact so they tried again – Oh My God!! The seas are going to rise and drown us all!
At this stage people were getting rather weary of these constant threats that never happened. Polar Bears continue to flourish; Antarctic Seas freeze over and trap the Warmists' ship; temperatures stubbornly refuse to rise [not just failing to rise to expectations, but failing to rise at all].
It's time to up the game again.
Now apparently warble Gloaming is going to lead to food shortages [I thought we had them already?] There will also be a mass migration, and the entire population of the Indian subcontinent will be moving to Bradford while all of Africa will move to Athlone. Wars will break out [someone had better tell Obama and Cameron that they’re jumping the gun a bit here]. Needless to say the ice-caps will melt, the seas will rise and drown us all and vinyards will flourish in Scotland.
Now if they told us that Warble Gloaming was going to destroy Facebook, they might grab a few people's attention?
But in the meantime…
Carry on as you were before.