There seems to be a strange increase in tragedies over the Christmas period.
We have seen earthquakes, cruise ships burning, tsunamis and various other disasters.
By all accounts one of the greatest tragedies of our time is unfolding as I type.
This must be enormous news as it was one of the main headlines in the Indo. What's more, it is "an unforgettable message"?
Frankly I couldn't give a flying shite if Justin Bieber retired. He can vanish up his own hole for all I care. I don't think I have ever heard him anyway so I doubt his absence will have a major impact on my life. I have him vaguely categorised with that other complete non-entity Miley Serious or whatever the fuck her name is. They are both firmly planted in the file marked "Pond life and beyond".
So what exactly has Justin Bieber contributed to the evolutionary process of mankind? Has he done anything that will deserve a chapter in the history books? Or a paragraph? Or even a line? I doubt it.
As for his "unforgettable message"?
I have forgotten it already.