The tragedy of Justin Bieber
There seems to be a strange increase in tragedies over the Christmas period.
We have seen earthquakes, cruise ships burning, tsunamis and various other disasters.
By all accounts one of the greatest tragedies of our time is unfolding as I type.
Apparently Justin Bieber is retiring?
This must be enormous news as it was one of the main headlines in the Indo. What's more, it is "an unforgettable message"?
Frankly I couldn't give a flying shite if Justin Bieber retired. He can vanish up his own hole for all I care. I don't think I have ever heard him anyway so I doubt his absence will have a major impact on my life. I have him vaguely categorised with that other complete non-entity Miley Serious or whatever the fuck her name is. They are both firmly planted in the file marked "Pond life and beyond".
So what exactly has Justin Bieber contributed to the evolutionary process of mankind? Has he done anything that will deserve a chapter in the history books? Or a paragraph? Or even a line? I doubt it.
As for his "unforgettable message"?
I have forgotten it already.
"As for his "unforgettable message"? I have forgotten it already."
I hear Omega 3 is good for the memory GD. 🙂
There are some things I am very happy to forget.
I rest my case!
Alas,I don't think the little prick is actually retiring,it's some sort of publicity bullshit.Ochone agus ochone.
Publicity or not, I frankly couldn't give a shit. There are bigger things in life to worry about. How fast my beard is growing, for example?
That is wonderful news! A completely talentless nobody whose pre pubescent trolls post stupid comments on you tube claiming he is the greatest vocalist of all time, one less mind numbingly mediocre never has been to dispatch to the dustbin of irrelevance.
Welcome John! I take it you aren't a true fan then?
Ugh! No way; one facet of the modern music industry personified, however as terrible as he is he ain't the worst……
If the little shite had pissed in my bucket he'd have found his head rammed in it.
I see my "donations" to certain shall-not-be-named organizations have paid off. Actually, it cost me less than I expected since the shall-not-be-named organizations wanted the little twit shut up as bad as I did. Business is business though, of course.
Any requests for the next one?