Woke up this morning to find the bed swimming in blood.
At first I thought Herself had finally cracked and had done me with the kitchen knife.
But then I realised I wasn't hurting anywhere.
Turns out I had a large nose-bleed during the night.
I haven't had one of those since I was a kid.
What a bloody good start to a Christmas Day?
Have a Happy Christmas everyone.
Assuming anyone reads this today.
Which they won't……