One way logic
They are worried about shops closing in Arklow.
So they introduce a one-way system on the main street?
Now I presume there is some kind of weird logic there, but I'm damned if I can see it.
They rightly say that Arklow has suffered job losses through the closure of several industries. They also point out that a new shopping centre has opened just north of the town. So they have identified in a nutshell why shops are closing in the main street. What the fuck has traffic flow got to do with anything?
When unemployment goes up, people have less cash to spend and therefore retail suffers. Simple economics. When it comes to shopping, people prefer shopping centres because a) all the required shops are conveniently located in one place, b) there is handy parking and c) they are generally much cheaper. Again, simple economics and simple logistics.
If reducing traffic on the main street is the solution, then the town must be booming, as it's not so long ago that the M11 motorway took all the Dublin to Wexford traffic away from the town, but this little nugget seems to have escaped them.
I am trying very hard to work out the reasoning here.
Will the one-way system make people stop and shop? No. Why would it?
Will the one-way system provide more parking in the main street? Possibly, but the council will rip them off with parking fees if they do.
Or is this an attempt by some brain-dead little jobsworth to try to justify his overpaid position by providing a desperate and futile measure so he can be seen to be doing something even if it hasn't a chance in hell of achieving anything?
Somehow I suspect the latter.
"Grandad, you ask :-
"Or is this an attempt by some brain-dead little jobsworth to try to justify his overpaid position by providing a desperate and futile measure so he can be seen to be doing something even if it hasn't a chance in hell of achieving anything? "
The answer is "YES"
So how come I [a simple bloke up the mountains] can see that but no one else can?
All roads are one way, only into town. Once there you can never leave. I think someone wrote a song about a hotel like that a few years ago.
Indeed they did, in 1977: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0G1Ucw5HDg
Heh! That brings back a few memories.
I have the album – you know, one of those round plastic thingies with a hole in the middle. AND I still have the means to play it – just so long as I don't turn the treble control up too high….
Have a whole pile of the damn things. And two of those spinning yokes as well. I think one of 'em even goes up to 78!
Speaking of music – I used to rely on The Streets of Arklow when I had a radio show to which no-one listened. That track by Van Morrison was long enough for me to start it turning, leave the studio, walk to the bar, get a pint, drink it be back in the studio to cue the next record.
The last thing I want is for anyone to speed up the flow on The Streets of Arklow. It could lead to an unfortunate burst of dead air and dirty looks at the bar. (If anyone was listening. Which they wouldn't be. So I'm probably alright.)
I think the most used road is the one up Abbey Street and away over the Navvy Hill. The footfall will not increase to the town centre, if all the feet are in the cars rushing up over the Navvy away to eff from this crazy rat run. I have heard it's called the Paedo run. With the route encompassing public toilets, a creche and the school….
"I have heard it's called the Paedo run" Hah! Brilliant. 😀
One brain dead little jobsworth might of dreamt it up but many more brain dead jobsworths approved and implemented the scheme. Fire anyone connected with this scheme and do not replace them!
Fire 'em? Fucking deport 'em!
Llanelli (Carmarthenshire, Wales, UK) – hub of many heavy industries at the turn of the latter century and subject to the challenging environment of out of town shopping.LLanelly Town's own web site list the following businesses …
Llanelli has many shops to offer.
Town Centre
Discount UK, Boots, Shop Mobility, British Heart Foundation Shop, Specsavers, Cash Generator,
Jenkins Bakery
Greggs
Hairdressers
Andrew Price
Banks:
Lloyds TSB, Barclays, Nationwide, Halifax and Santander
Cafe's and restaurants
Langostino's,
Bookies
Betfred, Corals, Ladbrokes
ARKLOW is by no means alone in short sighted planning
http://www.llanellitown.com/tourism/out-and-about/2538-discover-llanelli-shops
At least you have a few bookies to choose from?
I lived and worked in Arklow for about three years (in the now defunct IIF plant during it's construction).
It was always a bit of a dump but had a few redeeming features – I married a girl from there!!!!!
Does she have a one-way system?
That would be telling!!!!
Looking at the satellite view of Arklow on that article you referenced, the place looks amazingly like the overhead view of my little town (well, they call it a city but…) here in Vermont. High unemployment, bunch of closed businesses on Main Street, bit of a dump but at least Main St. is still two-way. If it wasn't either nobody would get home or go to work depending on which end of Main St. you lived.