Most spam passes through here without so much as a glance straight into the bin.
Every now and then I receive one that might crack a smile.
Very rarely I get one that makes me laugh out loud.
This one plopped into my inbox yesterday. I'll let it speak for itself.
CHINA CITIC BANK ,
TELEX TRANSFER SECTION,
TRANSFER OF US$5.5 MILLION TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we
received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating
that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your
He stated you died on a CAR accident. He has been calling us regarding
this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by hearing from you on or before 7days.
Be informed that we have made all arrangements for you to receive and
confirm your funds without anymore stress, and without any further
All we need to confirm now is to know if you are DEAD Or still Alive.Because this MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not and you reconfirm to us with the below information.
1.Your Full Names:
2.Your Cell Phone Number:
7.Your Bank Details:
But if we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say:
MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE" YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR
May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.
Mr William Chen,