They keep telling me about "must see movies".
What the fuck is that about?
What will happen to me if I don't see them?
Will all my crops become blighted? Will my nuts fall off? Will I be cast out as a pariah from society? Will I die a long, lingering and painful death?
They don't mention that bit.
They just tell me I must see their damned film.
In general, films these days seem to fall into one of two categories. They are either something that looks like a derivative of a computer game with cars spinning through the air before exploding in a massive ball of flame, with guts and gore all over the place, or they are that abomination known as a "RomCom". Even the name "RomCom" churns my stomach, let alone the genre it refers to. It is symptomatic of a society where people are so fucking lazy they have to abbreviate everything because using the full words is too much of a damned effort.
The Cinematic Industry produces maybe one really good film a year, if they are lucky. The rest are just plain weapons grade shite. Telling me that I "must" see any of them is guaranteed to earn a film an even bigger black mark than it had before.
And who are these fuckers who think that I am so fucking brain dead that I will rush off to see their arse-dribble just because they tell me to? Do they really think I am so intellectually retarded and compliant that I will do anything on their say so?
Tell me to do something, and I will do the opposite.
Tell me I must do something and I will go out of my way to avoid doing it.