Who do these mind-readers think they are?
It happens after every election. The results are announced and immediately these fuckwits jump into action to tell me why I really voted.
They all seem justified in attaching their own petty little agendas to the result of any election and claiming victory for their cause.
I heard quite a few claiming yesterday that the defeat of the Seanad vote was vote for Fianna Fáil. What the fuck? Did these people not look at the ballot paper? It had two boxes – Yes and No. There was no mention of Fianna Fáil anywhere.
I saw one complete and utter dimwit claiming on Twitter that the No vote was a clear endorsement of the people’s wish for Michael McDowell to return to politics? Sweet Jayzus on a fucking pogo stick, but where did that come from?
To all you knuckle dragging eejits out there – it was a simple fucking question, Yes or No, and you cannot infer anything from that other then the people’s wish to retain the Seanad. You don’t know why I voted No. Maybe it was because I hate Dame Enda? Maybe it was a sentimental thing? Maybe I got a backhander from Fergal Quinn? Maybe I have a personal fetish for saying No to everything on a Friday?
They are claiming that the People have indicated clearly that they want reform of the Seanad. Now as it happens, I agree with a reform as probably do most people but the fact remains that it was a Yes or No question and not a Yes or No or Do You Want a Reform question, so stop trying to infer things that aren’t there.
YOU DON’T KNOW SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
If you knew what I was really thinking when I voted No, you would probably all be running for cover.
And buying Kevlar vests.