You lot have no idea of the trouble you cause. You see, I like Linux. It's fast, efficient and it doesn't keep fucking annoying me with stupid "virus updates" and "malicious software updates" and "programme updates". Well, actually, it does … Continue reading →
I received a phone call on Monday. It was from the crowd who collect my bins and they wanted me to put my bins out on Monday night. I thought this was a little odd as I normally would put … Continue reading →
I probably mentioned before that the Catholic Church and I parted ways donkey's years ago? I haven't paid them much heed in the intervening years. They do their magic incantations and rituals and I do mine. But I read a … Continue reading →
Dear Caroline, Alice, Claire, Sherry or Whatever the fuck you are calling yourself today. No. I am not in the blindest bit interested in your disposable e-cigarettes. For that matter, I am not interested in your fucking e-cig accessories or … Continue reading →
