I’m having some problems with my bank accounts.
My Bank of Ireland ATM card has been locked and they have suspended my Interweb account. To compound matters, my Open24 account with Permanent TSB has also been blocked.
Personally I find that very annoying as I now have to log into all those accounts to unlock them. Fortunately the notifying emails gave me the links which saves a bit of hassle.
The problem is though that I don’t do any banking with either Bank of Ireland or Permanent TSB. I used to have a Bank of Ireland account about forty years ago but the fuckers started getting bolshie about petty overdrafts so I told them to fuck themselves and went elsewhere. And that elsewhere wasn’t Permanent TSB.
And so to my problem….
Do I contact both banks and open accounts so that I can unlock them?
Or do I just do my usual thing and fill out the forms on the emails?
Name: Herman Van Rompuy
Account number: 5432 1234 2345 9989 4765
Password: Fuck you
Phone number: +353 1 666 3776