I love spam.
I’m not so fond of the tinned variety but the stuff that comes into this site provides endless amusement.
I love the ways that they try to wheedle me into publishing their crap. They love flattering me and when that doesn’t work they try insulting me. Anything to get a response. They admire my writing and my design, and they criticise my grammar and spelling. I particularly love the latter as their own grammar and spelling leaves just a little to be desired.
I have long held the belief that they have a sort of bible that they just cut and paste phrases from, as some of the spam messages are quite repetitive. That believe was somewhat confirmed recently by a spam I received.
Now I don’t know the story behind that spam message. Was it just a learner at the process? Was it a slip of the keyboard? Was it a disgruntled employee who sent the spam as a last gesture of rebellion before walking out of the job? Whatever the reason, he [or she?] sent me the whole fucking bible.
Now it was a fucking huge chunk of text and I’m not going to put it all here, though here is a sample –
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That extract even contains the “breakfast” spam which crops up regularly.
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For some time now I have been on the lookout for my favourite spam. I received one yesterday that has to be a winner. It’s not often I laugh out loud at a spam. Is he clever or just incredibly naïve? I’ll leave you to judge –
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