Low spec — 8 Comments

  1. Like all new inventions, there will be a few people doing amazing things, and a herd of idiots being stupid. Also like  other new inventions, such as video tape and inexpensive cameras, you can expect large amounts of G-Glass porn to clog the tubes of the interwebs. 

    Perhaps we should outlaw all forms of communications more advance then the goose quill and ink well. 

      • Maybe they were inspired by hundreds of people wandering into shops and asking if the shops sold computers embedded in spectacles?  I can't see it though.  [*pun intended*]

    • You only have to look at the utter shite that appears on YouTube.  The bloody camera in the mobile phone was a fucking disaster for society, and now we have people with cameras permanently at the ready?

    • Jayzus but they're going from bad to worse.  What the fuck is Social Inclusion and what about it costs €30 a week?

      If they are allowed decide what people sped on specific items, I presume they will have no problem with us deciding exactly how much they can spend?

  2. I'm about as low spec as they come. I mean, the only thing I own that's mobile is a 6 year old, non-smart TracFone (still works fine, thank you). The ThinkPads we have don't count as mobile as they never leave the house. They just keep us from having to climb the stairs to get to the computer room. I guess they're "inner-mobile"? Now I'm even worried about all these banking, sites, retail sites, Facebook and even Google itself going to a mandatory 2-factor authentication system for logging in that requires a smart phone to do so (for scanning the "secret code" on the login page). Next I suppose I'll require these bloody Google Glasses to take a whiz? Scan the bar code on the toilet before the lid opens?

    Now to a couple of points:

    "Do you have a two-inch penis?" Only since my last abdominal surgery. Guess I shouldn't have told my surgeon that "I'd do her in a minute she was a bit younger"?

    "Twats are going to buy these things though." Yup, and they'll probably get punched in the face shortly thereafter.

    And I'm sure that there will be a whole slew of new style porn from idiots who wear these things while having sex. Although I suppose it's easier than taping a smart phone to your forehead. Sometimes up close and personal is too up close and personal.



    • Never slag a nurse or surgeon before an operation.  You should know that.  You're lucky she left you two inches.

      The only bank I have real trouble with is my off-shore one that takes me half an hour to log into.  If any of my accounts insist on a mobile phone thing, I'm fucked.  I had one of those useless little bar code readers on the phone but I junked it.  Had to make space for Angry Birds.

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