I love spam.

I’m not so fond of the tinned variety but the stuff that comes into this site provides endless amusement.

I love the ways that they try to wheedle me into publishing their crap.  They love flattering me and when that doesn’t work they try insulting me.  Anything to get a response.  They admire my writing and my design, and they criticise my grammar and spelling.  I particularly love the latter as their own grammar and spelling leaves just a little to be desired.

I have long held the belief that they have a sort of bible that they just cut and paste phrases from, as some of the spam messages are quite repetitive.  That believe was somewhat confirmed recently by a spam I received.

Now I don’t know the story behind that spam message.  Was it just a learner at the process?  Was it a slip of the keyboard?  Was it a disgruntled employee who sent the spam as a last gesture of rebellion before walking out of the job?  Whatever the reason, he [or she?] sent me the whole fucking bible.

Now it was a fucking huge chunk of text and I’m not going to put it all here, though here is a sample –

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That extract even contains the “breakfast” spam which crops up regularly.

Incidentally, if you want to see the whole lot [and some of it is quite funny] then you can see it here.

For some time now I have been on the lookout for my favourite spam.  I received one yesterday that has to be a winner.  It’s not often I laugh out loud at a spam.  Is he clever or just incredibly naïve?  I’ll leave you to judge –

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Yeah!

Right!