The gravity of the situation — 14 Comments

    • You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when you start floating up towards the moon.

  1. Very worrying indeed.

    I must ask my landlord to screw down my apartment here.


    I'll do the house in Wicklow as well when I'm home next month just in case.

    • I've just bought a stock of those coloured elastic yokes that people use to tie things to roof racks.  I'll sell you some?

  2. Glad to see you're taking this serious, son.

    Over here everyone's a touch blasé about the problem, going so far to say things like "Oh, no issue – it's like peak oil…we'll just find more" and "Gravity? Isn't that related to gravitas? We'll just borrow some from all those BBC news readers, right?"

    Hell, even NASA has weighed in, promising to go into space to lasso a huge asteroid and bring it to earth; the "thinking" being the combined gravitys of the 2 celestial bodies would at least temporarily alleviate the problem…



    • Hold on – major problem….  If NASA is going to launch a mission, they'll probably use what little gravity there is left.  Bastards.

      BBC newsreaders don't have gravitas.  They have piles.

  3. In that case it's the suck-vacuum that is decreasing

    Don't worry about the suck vacuum I heard they have the guy from Dyson looking into it, their vacuums never loose suction so we'll be ok. I work with a couple of Dysons myself, you've never seen anyone suck up like them.

    • We'll be OK so, though I would be very fucking wary of their hand drier thing they brought out.  It looks lethal.

  4. The only thing that scares me is the red head rambles banner that flashes on screen on arrival at this online pub and then vanishes to be replaced by the caricature of Richard. WFT is going on there?

    • I haven't a clue how that red thing crept in.  I just did a search through the basement and I think I found where it's coming from [someone spilt a tin of paint down there].  I think it's fixed now?

      And that handsome chappie is me.  I wouldn't allow him on the site.

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