There is a website out there I had never heard of up until a couple of days ago.

Then some backbench nonentity decided to make herself some headlines and complained about the site.

It transpires that SpunOut is giving advice on threesomes, not that I could find it.

I had a poke around the site and came away with some thoughts of my own.

For a start, how the fuck does that site cost €124,000 a year to run?  As far as I can see it’s not even a bespoke design – just something they picked up on the Web somewhere.  Does it have a full time staff or something?  This is my fucking money they are spending and as usual they throw it around like confetti.

It’s a big site so finding information about threesomes takes some digging.  Personally I didn’t bother digging that deep as I value my time.  And what has Mulherin got against threesomes anyway?  I find them quite cosy provided I am the filling in the sandwich and not one of the slices of bread.  And how did she find this information?  If I couldn’t find it then she must have been pretty desperate to get information on the subject?  Is she hoping for some tips?

And now Fatso Reilly is involved.  Why the fuck that fat cunt is wasting his time on this is anyone’s guess. Why can’t he mind his own business?  Like sorting out the fiasco that is our so called health service?  Instead he is farting around worrying about a fucking website.

Of course, if he had his way all sex education would come wrapped in a drab olive green package covered in health warnings and a picture of a festering diseased penis.