Falling standards
“Cardinal's 'sexual conduct' fell below standards”
Not being ones to accept headlines at face value, we dispatched our roving reporters to ascertain their veracity.
Mary “Bullwhip” Fletcher is quoted as saying “Useless. Not into S&M at all”.
Apparently the Junior Boys’ Choir was distinctly unimpressed.
Cassie McDonald, well known part time occupant of the bus-shelter said she had had better shags from a limp cucumber.
So maybe the headline is right after all?
We wouldn’t want to be accused of bashing the bishop
or a cardinal.
Dear oh dear, somebody should have told him about Viagra!
I currently have 53,486 mails in my Viagra junk-box. Should I forward them?
Probably, but why keep 53,486 spam emails about Viagra? Or are you planning one hell of a party?
The spammers obviously think [mistakenly, I might add] that I need the fucking things.
Delighted to hear it. As, I assume, is Herself. Keep up the good work.
Don't worry – it's kept up.
My brother asked the doc if he could have prescription for quarter tablets of viagra. When the doc told him he was unlikely to achieve a full erection with only a quarter of a tab, my brother said that he didn't want that – he just wanted it to stick out far enough to stop pissing on his slippers on a cold morning …
don't know which has me laughing harder, the blog post or the above reponses..either way keep it up (snickers)
Is this with vicars or tarts? Housekeepers or shirt lifters?
TT
Seems like they are not too fussy as long as the object has a pulse…….
Turns out he's been hiding in the priest hole.
What? All of him? Good God! I'm impressed.