I was supping a few pints with Spanner the other night.
He started wittering on about his nephew Vice Grip.
I gather they don’t get on too well judging by Spanner’s attitude.
I asked why he called the nephew Vice Grip. Was it because he was in the automotive repair business too?
“You mean a mechanic?” says Spanner. “Nah! He’s unemployed. Unemployable, more like.”
“Then why do you call him Vice Grip?”
“Because he’s a wanker.”