So the party is over and O’Bama is back in?

I must say that I greet the news with resounding indifference.

Since the departure of Dubya, Merkan politics has become frankly quite boring, and that is a good thing.  The Merkans were far too keen on telling the entire world how to run things and threatening war in the name of peace.  O’Bama stopped all that [apart from zapping the odd Afghan family or two with his remote controlled toys] and concentrated on fucking Merka up, leaving us to fuck up the rest of the world on our own.

Another thing seems to have changed in Merkan politics too.  It seems that it is now compulsory for presidential candidates to have stupid names?

I mean to say….  Mitt?  What kind of fucking name is that?  He must have had one hell of a time at school!  A name like Barrack is excusable because he is a negro black nigger Afro-American non-white from Moneygall, but a Mitt has no such excuse.  What the fuck were his parents thinking?

For as long as I can remember, they have had reasonably ordinary names – John, George, Harry, Bill, Richard, Jimmy and the like, with the occasional deviation into a Lyndon – so why have they suddenly changed?  Is his name really Matt, but they can’t spell it [in typical Merkan fashion]?  Is he really Tim with a dose of dyslexia?

I can’t wait for the next election now.

Will there be a Splurge Kowalski? 

Kis Myarse?

The mind boggles.