The Celtic Traitor — 34 Comments

  1. We’ve got the same problem with the tossers in power here, Swanning around Athens in their Mercedes limos telling everybody how they’ve got to pay yet more tax; cutting pensions and generally creating a situation whereby businesses are going tits-up at a frightening rate and every bright kid is getting on a plane out of here. Meanwhile, they’re crawling up Merkel’s arse so they can get bailout billions which they promptly hand back to Germany. All so they can stay on the gravy train.
    The sooner these wankers get strung up and someone with the balls to tell Merkel to get fucked gets in, the sooner Greece can think about re-introducing the Drachma, defaulting, devaluing, and starting the long and painful process of climbing out of the Eurohole they’ve dug themselves into. If they stay in the Eurozone, they will end up a vassal state of Germany, a southern Bavaria, owned and administered from the Fatherland.

    • Oh yes, sorry, forgot to say that the place is suddenly looking very spruce! Almost posh, even! I’m sure I’ll get used to it, but I feel a bit like when I walk into a five star hotel, with all the flunkies flitting round. “Where’s the nearest two star hotel? Preferably with a couple of whores propping up the bar.”
      Seriously though GD, you are to be complimented. It’s looking good.

    • And Spain/Portugal?  Just remember that the ultimate aim of the EU is for us all to become vassal states.

      • I need to get it and read it. Cover says “The Celtic Sellout”, not Comeback. What is that all about?

            • A Spanish woman said in a shortcut to a video clip there that (and I quote):
               “If they didn’t fear us they wouldn’t repress us”. What kind of a chance does this country have when the best we can do is have some Eirigi nutjobs fire a few eggs at Gilbore’s car?
              Is it any wonder Kenny’s looking so smug when he knows that this country’s become docile and most people couldn’t be bothered getting off their holes to protest. NOTHING like what you’ve seen recently in Greece or Spain will happen here; at least not in the near future. After that, it’ll be too late

              • It baffles me how complacent the Irish have become.  We were given several chances to throw off the foreign yoke and we blew it.  It’s the sad old story – make us a few empty promises and we’ll agree to anything.  We are now owned lock stock and barrel by the banks.

              • I somehow doubt it will be too late.  It took the Irish 800 years to throw off the English yoke!  You've only been beholden to the EU for a minute or two by comparison.

                • I used to have one of those but it slowed the site to a crawl.

                  Anyway I like to see you lot make arses of yourselves with your misspellings.  You are all quick enought to point out my typos?!

  2. Must have been a slow news month in chez TIME.  We might as well go the whole hog and put Phil Hogan with a white beard on the **ristmas Edition!

  3. Sorry GD, I seem to only point out typos (but I read your missives with great pleasure daily…).
    From the urban dictionary:

    30 up, 15 down


    Indonesian slang for someone who tells a joke so unfunny you can’t help laughing.
    Sergio thinks we’re laughing because he’s hilarious, not because he’s a jayus.

    • Heh! Bejeyus, I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m in Indonesia.
      Typos are great, aren’t they? They can provide subject matter for a whole new thread!

    • [*FUCK!!!*]

      Thanks, MikeUK.  Even I find it hard to believe that I can proofread a piece three or four time and still miss errors.

      I suppose it keeps Nisakiman happy anyway…..

  4. Der Keltic Komeoff. The Time cover highlights a double chin. It should have shown him talking through both sides of his mouth.

  5. I just wonder how much taxpayers money was used to get the cunt on the cover.

    Bertie and the fat fuck Cowbag have been globetrotting to spread their word on how to run a country too. The fuckers were making a small fortune in third world countries telling them at conferences how they should do it.
    FFS is there no rational normal common sense left anymore.
    The Monkeys are running The Zoo.

    • There is no sense in any of it.  By right those fuckers should be rotting in prison for destroying the country, yet here they are still coining it in on top of fat fucking pensions we are still paying them.

  6. Oh I must get myself to the shops and get it for the skit factor.   Want me to pick you up a copy GD? He does look rather fetching doesn't he?

    Why is it, when I see that hair quiff style he has, I just get this urge to toss it all up?   I think if I ever meet him, I'll ask him can I.. has to be done.   I'll tell him I'll vote for him if he lets me.. and run off saying so-long sucker.

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