Real science
Forget your Large Hadron Collider.
Forget your Curiosity mission on Mars.
These lads are just pissing around on the periphery of real science.
They are spending billions on research that will benefit no one.
What the world needs is real scientists doing real research that is really meaningful and which really adds to the sum total of human knowledge.
You’ve read about Britart, haven’t you? So this is Britscience, innit?
Have these people seriously nothing better to do?