I am not in the best of moods today.
And when I say not in the best, I mean reeeely not in the best.
I was pottering around the Interweb last night and I received an email.
It was one of those emails from the site itself, warning me that someone was trying to break in. It’s my own little burglar alarm. Unlike a normal burglary though, I can’t go around and beat the shite out of the burglar because by the time I have received the mail, the fucker has gone.
So I checked all the doors and windows and then set about banning the fucker to the Underworld, should he ever come back.
Then I got another mail.
Another fucking would-be hacker.
By the time I went to bed, I had received several more of these notifications so I locked down the site and and left it.
This morning there was a whole clatter of mails all informing me of attempted breakins. What in the name of steaming fuck is going on? Why am I suddenly flavour of the month? Why pick on me when there are so many other sites around?
I thought it might be the gubmint or the CIA, but all the attacks seem to be coming from Italy or Spain. Cunts. I hope their countries go bust.
I did a search on the Interweb to see if some twat had posted a notice to the effect “let’s get Grandad” but there was nothing. I did find a whole load of other things though. Apparently the Computer Department of UCD included this site in some study they did on Interweb Social Interaction or some such shite. The fuckers never asked my permission though. Bastards.
So now I have to spend the day locking all these hackers out.
I could be doing much more interesting things.
Like searching the garden to see if I have any Higgs Boson Particles lying around.
At least now I know what they look like