This fine weather is great for doing a drop of work outside.
Grass trimmed along roadside verges? Check!
Gate fixed [it was jamming]? Check!
Lonicera [Honeysuckle or Woodbine, you ignorant people] tied up after winter gales? Check!
Front hedge trimmed back from blocking the window? Check!
Flowerbeds weeded around the house? Check!
Gutters cleaned out? Check!
Nettles and brambles cleared out of the Back Wood? Check!
Today is the day for cutting the lawns.
Jayzus but Herself is a great fucking worker!