Summer tasks
This fine weather is great for doing a drop of work outside.
Grass trimmed along roadside verges? Check!
Gate fixed [it was jamming]? Check!
Lonicera [Honeysuckle or Woodbine, you ignorant people] tied up after winter gales? Check!
Front hedge trimmed back from blocking the window? Check!
Flowerbeds weeded around the house? Check!
Gutters cleaned out? Check!
Nettles and brambles cleared out of the Back Wood? Check!
Today is the day for cutting the lawns.
Jayzus but Herself is a great fucking worker!
……… every house should have two or three of ’em!
If only I could get mine out of the bed Heh!
Not Green – Hold on now… I wouldn’t go that far.
Slab – You just go back to bed yourself. That will get her up pronto.
I hate when women trim the lawn.
Class real class?????
My missus is up working on the roof right now. Its only 96F though. Of course that’s the temp in the shade. Although she isn’t in the shade. I should probably call her down. As I am dying for a cup of tea.
Yeah, I’ll tell her to make herself one while she’s at it. She deserves one. Think I’m spoiling her?
Gammagoblin – It depends on what shape they trim it to.
JOSman – Wha?
tt – There is no harm in the odd little treat. I find they work better afterwards.
Actually, I spoiled Herself today. She said she was too tired to mow the lawns, so I let her whitewash the front walls of the cottage instead. She can do the lawns tomorrow.
TT – 96F??? I hope for her sake the roof’s not tarmacced!
N she herself, gave Jedward a haircut, n fair play to herself….go on girlie
InisEanna – Gives a whole new meaning to getting stuck into the work?
Jan M – I believe Jedward got a right hammering in the Eurovision? Is there any chance they might take the hint?
Send Herself over, will you? I’ve got the tomatoa in but the rest of the garden needs seeing to, the lawn’s a mess and thre’s a family of wolverines that need sortin out…
She doesn’t eat much, does she?
Doc – What do you take me for? Some kind of fucking pimp? [How much are you offering per week?]
You’re way too soft on her!!
You’re telling me. I could get twice the work out of a Romanian.