I am not TV3’s greatest fan.
It’s a television station that obviously caters for brain dead yoof as its output consists almost entirely of cheap Mercan comedy, anything they can get for nowt off ITV and films that are all of the Rambo variety.
If there is nothing better on, I occasionally watch Vinnie of an evening however, as he rarely fails to make me chuckle.
I have noticed in the past that during Vinnie’s programme they run advertisements for chat lines.
Now anyone who falls for these ads must be in a very sad bad way indeed. They show a couple of slappers in their underwear reclining on beds and beckoning for us to apparently join them. They about as seductive as a regurgitated pint of stout. The bodies, I might add are a testament to the abilities of some plastic [silicon?] surgeon somewhere. With all due respect to the girls but they are about as sexually alluring as a wallowing hippopotamus.
“Doing anything tonight, honey?”
Naturally we are supposed to believe that these scantily clad specimens are waiting in suspense for us to call them and talk dirty. In truth however we are far more likely to end up talking to some bored haggard pox-ridden old housewife who is doing the dishes as she talks dirty.
Now I treat these advertisements as they deserve – I mute the sound and ignore them. Others may wish to spend a fortune talking dirty to Sharon from Tallaght and that’s their business.
However some are not so tolerant.
Our Derek Keating, aspiring public representative, and member of our Glorious Gubmint has taken grave exception to these slices of tart.
As our country teeters on the brink of ruin, Mr Keating has far more important matters on his tiny mind.
“As I sit at home late at night awaiting what is for me and many others a very challenging political programme, I see young, scantily dressed girls on TV3 encouraging and inviting people to participate with them by way of a call centre. I wish to make no bones about it today: given the information I have, I believe this is a cover for prostitution,” he told the Dail last week.
What the fuck is wrong with this idiot? He is prepared to waste everyone’s time over a few crappy advertisements on television that the rest of the country wisely ignores?
He went on to say that prostitution is rife in the country and readily available in every city and town and it is “inextricably linked with sex trafficking”.
Oh fuck! Yes. I agree. I trip over a bank [a wank?] of prostitutes every time I walk down the lane. There are five on the roof and fifteen in the ditch. The whores are everywhere.
All I can say is that it takes a filthy mind to see filth everywhere.