They seem to have been having some fun up the north end of the county.
In the space of a few hours they had quite an impressive waterspout, and then one of their major pubs burned down. I don’t know if there is a connection but so much craic in one morning can hardly be a coincidence?
I confess I was surprised at the waterspout. They aren’t exactly a common phenomenon, which probably explains why some fucking idiots are calling it a tornado.
The pub is a different matter.
There were strong rumours that for the last few weeks the owners had been selling tickets to view the blaze.
The rumour now is the owners have been arrested for allowing smoking on their premises.
You just can’t win in this country.