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Rampant wrinklies

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Most days I flick through the papers.

Sometimes I come across an article which, quite frankly conjures up mental images which do not sit well with a full stomach or a good night’s sleep.

Articles such as this.

old-woman
Fancy a good time, Handsome?

 

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Rampant wrinklies — 17 Comments

  2. AAAAAAAAAAAAH what the fuck is THAT!!!

    my god man have a heart i’m older now i can’t take that kind of shock out of the interweb!!  
    oh just noticed a link there..when my heart settles down and pain in my chest stops i’ll go looksee. better not be corpse sex or something or i will NOT forgive you

  4. Baaaaaaarffff!!! There goes my lunch. When I opened todays article from you and saw that picture screaming at me I thought it might be something to do with that Bodies Exhibition currently in Skangerland’s Ambassador Theatre.
    Just out of curiosity, GD; but you wouldn’t be dropping us any subtle hints as to the reasons behind your recent ‘parting’ with Sharon Ni Bare-All?

  5. Mossy – Slogan of the year?  😉

    Cat – I wouldn’t be seen dead writing about necrophilia.  What do you take me for?

    tt – I am assuming that isn’t addressed at me?

    InisEanna – I had a feeling someone would come up with a crack like that.  I am like the vegetarian butcher – just because I sell ’em doesn’t mean I use ’em.

     

  6. Holy Fuck, GD, and you asked where was I getting all the weird pictures.
    Herself is’nt looking great. What are you feeding her?

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_298gUlJfDpY/SwDq0r37vrI/AAAAAAAAADk/m7P7c1dc6Pc/s1600/funny_granny.jpg
    Can you hear the cracking and popping noises?

    I was at visiting a Day Centre yesterday where an old prune remarked in full crackly voice “Your a fine catch”. Some of them are horny as hell and have no inhibitions. I fucking ran for the exit, AAAAaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Jazus……………

  7. Her tits look OK. Bet she gives a great blow job with those teeth out. Let’s ask Patrick when he gets on line today.

  9. slab you are a gent don’t let them tell you anything different..aww kittens

    dunno why grandad was trying to kill me off with a fright..he’s not in the will you know..not anymore anyway

  11. “The increased incidence of infections, of course, is associated with the finding that 80 per cent of men in the 50-90 age bracket claim to be sexually active”.

    At least 80% of men aged 90 are dead! 

  13. Ah, my first wife. How did you manage to get a picture of her anyway? Thought I burned the negative years ago. Rotten bi*** said she was rich.

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