The End
Right. That’s it. I have had enough of this ‘blogging’ nonsense. I’m quitting. I am not going to write another post for the rest of the year. I may start again next year. If I feel like it. … Continue reading →
Monthly Archives: December 2011
Retrospection and prediction
This is traditionally the time of year when we either look back at the year past or make optimistic predictions for the next year. I couldn’t be arsed. Last year in summary? Fucking dire! Next year? See last year. I … Continue reading →
Sleeping Beauty
For various reasons I have been getting up at the crack of dawn for the last week or so. A couple of times I even had to get up at the ungodly hour of ten. Can you imagine? Ten o’clock … Continue reading →
Coming to a home near you
I see Nanny hasn’t gone off duty for the Christmas period? “An outright ban on the smacking of children by their parents is under consideration” Is it now? Is it any of the state’s fucking business? Of course the Righteous … Continue reading →
Innocent conviction
There is only one thing worse than a hangover… A hangover without a cause. Ne’er a drop last night yet today I get the whole fucking works. Headache? Queasy stomach? The lot. It is not fucking right. It’s on a … Continue reading →
Aftermath
So that’s another one over. I confess that memories of yesterday are a bit vague. I know there were about fifty children in the house setting my head spinning. OK. Maybe there were only a couple but Puppychild and Sir … Continue reading →
Conditional Seasons Greetings
With the exception of the following:- Any member of an Irish political party All members of the EU governing body Bankers Bond holders Anti-smokers Any other interfering puritanical busybody who thinks they know what’s best for me Spammers Cold callers … Continue reading →
All set
Why do people insist on asking me if I am all set for Christmas? What do they think I am? A jelly? A slab of concrete? What is there to be set about? I have the basic essentials of life, … Continue reading →
A unique day
There is only one day in the year I specifically look forward to. Today. The Winter Solstice. The nights are no longer drawing in, and from today I start to look forward to longer days. I know there will be … Continue reading →
This has to be a joke
I came across the following video on Captain Ranty’s the other day. Please tell me it’s a joke? Are they serious? Are they getting so arrogant that they think they can demand money without any accountability whatsoever? It has to … Continue reading →
