Kicking the can — 18 Comments

  1. only fizzy drink that makes me turn violent is a case of wine i stick to beer instead all good now

  2. True enough GD but did you notice  the front page above the article;  GERMANY WARNS OF WAR IN EUROPE.  What the fuck! Bend over and grip your ankles Europe or we march again??

  3. Cat – That’s a good point… I wonder if champagne qualifies?  People getting married had better watch out?

    TT – I saw that.  Der Fuhrer Merkel reckons we have two choices – fix the Euro, or all out war.  A very strange [and dangerous] woman.

  4. Sadly, we have utter-bollox-believers in the U.S.A. too. They still believe in “the American dream”.

  5. I do know any thing with sugar will cause zombies,vampires, fairy’s, and what not come out on the 31 of October.

  6. Mossy – You are behind the times, if you’ll pardon the pun?

    Ramrod – Have you not heard?  The Dream is declared officially dead.

    Popeye – Ah!  Halloween.  I love the sound of kids stepping on landmines, electrocuting themselves on my specially wired gate and being savaged by the dog [and Herself].  Happy days!  😈

  7. Ah fizzy drinks, after two cans of Dr. Pepper I’m anyones – except for tt -he’s a wanker anyway.

  8. Its all about over paid so called experts who have to produce intelligent sounding bullshit to justify their existances. You never hear the experts coming out with studies on the damage caused by excessive over eating of Bananas or sprouts.
    There’s safety in moderation with all things.
    As for Germany going to war again. Maybe they are going to do something about the 7 billion people on the planet. Typically German. another ‘Final Solution’. After all, they tried to cut the numbers in the 20th centuary.
    4th Reich on the way.

  9. You’re wrong. The fizzy drinks panic violence makes perfect sense.
    Think about it.
    You swallow down a few cans.
    You line them up on a shelf or on top of a wall.
    What’s the next thing that comes to mind of anyone who’s ever seen a Western?
    Shooting them.
    That’s why bottles are safer than cans.
    You only want to chuck stones at them, not shoot bullets.
    (Given that cans can now be acknowledged as a menace, thi smeans the end for baked beans and tomato soup too.)

  10. I’ve been outed by better twats than that t(wa)t, btw which one is me and who’s mother am I supposed to have “known”.
    Please relay my confuckerations to the man and inform him that Oi hope his earholes turn into arseholes and shit all over his shoulders.

  11. Slab – Tell me about it.  I have been watching these so called experts and their so called studies for a while.  The useless garbage they produce is mind numbing.  The sad thing is that a lot of people take them seriously.

    Ramrod – Wherever they are, I don’t think they are in America.

    Blackwatertown – I hadn’t thought of it that way but you are right.  Only the other day I saw a line of tins on a table which I had to take a pot shot at.  The neighbours who were drinking from them at the time weren’t amused for some reason.

    Patrick – *sigh*  Tell him yourself.  I’m tired of matchmaking you two.

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