This time next week I should be on the ferry to France.
If there is anyone out there travelling on that sailing, let me know and I’ll let you buy me a few pints.
I had sort of forgotten just how near the journey is so I’m at the stage now where I am trying to remember all the things I have to do.
Passports up to date? Yup.
Ferry booked? Yup.
Car insurance extended? Just done.
Beam benders? Yup, but not fitted yet.
High visibility waistcoat [required by law in France]? Yup.
Holiday accommodation booked? Yup, but they made a fucking hames of it and double booked. As a consolation, we were offered better accommodation in the same place and the same price. I’ll even have my own private lake. I’m not sure yet what I am going to do with a lake, but I’m sure I’ll find a use for it.
My problem now is that I know there is a load of things I have forgotten to do. I started a list so that I wouldn’t forget anything.
Now I can’t find the fucking list.