A wee headline caught my eye today.
NRA confirms Jack Lynch Tunnel works.
A lovely vision sprang to mind.
The National Roads Authority decides that the time has come to see if the Jack Lynch Tunnel [under the Lee in Cork] works. After all, it has been there for 21 years but no one has ever officially tested it.
They dispatch Team A [the Gobshites] to the Southern end of the tunnel, while Team B [the Fuckwits] drive a car in at the North end. When the Fuckwits manage to emerge at the Southern end, the Gobhites confirm this and there is a moment of celebration.
They then swap ends and the Fuckwits wait at the Northern end while the Gobshites drive through from the South.
Having finally discovered [at a cost of several million, no doubt] that the tunnel actually works, the NRA issue a press statement and crack open the Bollinger.
Unfortunately it was just a bad headline.
It’s merely about more EU interference.