I watched a bit of television last night.
It was a comedy channel off the satellite, and Yer Man Jack Dee was on. I like Jack Dee – we share the same sunny disposition and life attitude.
During the advertisement breaks I noticed something strange. Just as the break was starting, the screen flickered. It did it before every break and I assumed it was some glitch in their computer system.
This glitch started to annoy me so just to satisfy my curiosity, I stopped the programme and rewound back to the point of the glitch. That’s one of the advantages of digital television – pausing and rewinding is a doddle.
What I saw surprised me.
It was a screen full of text that didn’t make much sense. It was all about bus drivers. The majority of the text was white on red, but six words were in black – “Breed with caution. Time to panic”. What in the name of fuck was that about?
I did a search on the Interwebby and found that a few other people had discovered it too. One resourceful bloke had even captured the messages and edited them onto You Tube…..
I am not a great believer in conspiracy theories, and am firmly convinced that they are all spawned by a race of aliens who live on the planet Zorg. I have a funny feeling though that this is just going to breed a rake more theories.
There must be a purpose behind it all. It is obviously deliberate.